Myralin's Ice Cream Shop

Welcome to my ice cream shop! Take a seat and order up!

I want a vanilla ice cream.

that seems a little boring. but ok.
*hands over a vanilla*
*scoops chocolate fudge brownie ice cream, layers with crushed oreos, sprinkles chocolate chips on top, and drenches in hot fudge*
THAT'S more like it!!

I'm more traditional I like other kinds of ice cream too, but it's winter in Bulgaria. I can't eat anything that isn't white.

wait, what? you CAN eat anything that isn't white? that would rule out vanilla.

Sorry. I edited it, so it states the reality as it is. I really can. But here I can compromise. What can you offer me.

I can offer you many things. Just ask, and you shall recieve.

I want a peper ice cream

*is really crazy*

of course you're crazy.
*slides a pepper ice cream across the counter*
*watches curiously*

*eats the ice cream*

Oh, bad idea.
*goes to bathroom*

too bad. have some chocolate. it will cure you. *slides some Oreos and chocolate pudding over*

Oh, thanks! I LOVE chacolate...my middle name is Chocolate...no, it's Evil

Tairon Evil [Chocolate] Faraner. interesting name. i'm glad you like it. people who don't like chocolate freak me out.

Well, you shouldn't be scared because I'm a chocolate maniac.

yay!! luckily for you, i have a recently aquired chocolate syrup pool! *dives in*

I want one too. How did you get yours?!

I ordered it from the same magazine that i bought my torture equipment from. i think you're supposed to fill it with lava, or something, but i had a better idea.

Want all the lava.

ok then.
*sets up a pool full of lava next to the chocolate one*
there you go!

*swims in the lava*

It warm here...no, changed my mind : it's hot here.

*does a cannonball into the lava*
ahhhhhh. this is nice. but the chocolate is yummier.

That's because lava's not for eating. I'm gonna go get some sleep and I'll come by later.

good night!
*puts on soothing music*
*starts making lava pie, muttering not for eating, ha! we'll see about that!*

And I'm back

just in time, the lava pie is ready! (it didn't need baking).
*picks up a piece of the pie with tongs and sets it on a fire-proof plate*
there you go!