The answers to your questions

The Warder's heaven is a place for all of you, WoT fans, who want to meet other fans of the series!


But it doesn't end there, believe me

so then where does it end?
i really like this site.

Well, it doesn't end at all, Myralin! I'll keep you here forever...I'll be like a tatoo...*stays for life*

it's amazing how that can sound sweet and stalker-like at the same time. so, how do you plan on making me stay?

First I'm gonna tie you up, then I'll ask Ghaul to take Flo for a dinner (I don't know who will eat who, but...). And last but not least, I'll just be a stalker.

yeah, like Flo's going to let you tie me up. She's my bodyguard, until further notice.


EDIT: Flo has been confiscated. *sniff*

*ties Myralin up* now that Flo's gone you'll stay here for all eternity

oh dear. can't you thnk of a less restrictive way of keeping me here? this rope is kinda hurting my wrists...

Of course, I can! *puts Myralin in a freshly painted cell*

*shrug* ok, this is fine. but i demand as many books and cookies as i want. and a window. and possibly a kitten. don't forget the king-size bed. and the stereo. oh, and my iPod. that's all. for now.

You are in no position to demand anything, lady...but, I'll see what I can do

*folds arms* are you kidding? i'm in a PERFECT position to demand. i would also like several big fluffy pillows. preferably in lime green or bright blue. i also need an adequate supply of celery with peanut butter, apples, Oreos, oranges, waffles, M & M's, chocolate-covered cherries, and a bowl of popcorn the size of a Trolloc's head. i also insist that you add on a private bathroom, with a whirlpool bathtub and one of those showers with ten different faucets. are you getting all this? *taps foot*

You can tap your foot as much as you want, dear...you're getting the apples only...and everything else.

*shoots a dazzling smile at Tairon* I knew you'd see reason. wait a sec- is this cell carpeted? because it needs to be. also, i want one of these. You know, i'm starting to enjoy being a prisoner.
*gives Tairon a peck on the cheek for his trouble*
*curls up on the king-size bed with a huge stack of books and some celery with peanut butter*

I'll see what I can do...

well, you're the one keeping me locked up here. if you just let me out, you wouldn't have to get all that stuff... i PROMISE i won't run away...

It's a deal...you're free, but if you do run away *sets some Saidin-based traps*

woohoo! i'm free! (sort of). so now what? *feels lost*

I'll have to make more new toppics, attract more people to this forums and such.

yeah, it's your turn. i've already recruited... *counts* SEVEN!! not including me or you.

I don't know many of the other WoT forums...send me a PM, in order for me to send them notifications...and I'm sure you're better at recruiting than I am.

i don't know ANY of the other WoT forums! only TV.net and here. and how am i supposed to recruit when my dear Flo is lost? i SUPPOSE i could ask a few people nicely...

Don't worry, I'll find them myself. Look at the Wikipedia, I added 'Warder's heaven's address..

gah!! i can't find it! can you link it please??

Here it is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wheel_of_Time#External_links